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It's the weeeeeeekend! And, it's ze perfect time for: Cutting your toenails Finding a VCR to play back your dance recital from the 80s 🧑🩰 Dusting exactly one shelf Making a strong-ass pitcher of margaritas Andddddd! Waking up early tomorrow morning and busting out a supercool new website for yourself that looks like it's actually THE YEAR 2026 and WILL SELL YOUR STUFF FASTER THAN A VAT OF VERMONT CREAMY CULTURED SEA SALT BUTTER 🧈 BECAUSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRUST THAT YOU ARE A REAL, LEGITIMATE...
Yesterday, I set up an experiment. 🧪 I asked Claude to re-do my 2025 books. It automatically connected to my Quickbooks account (I had to sign in and give permission), connected to Stripe and Paypal, pulled 2,957 transactions from five bank accounts, uploaded them all, and categorized everything in the same time it took me to go upstairs and wash my skull. (Don't you hate when your hair, like, hurts???) Here's the fun part: My bookkeeper already did my 2025 books. The numbers turned out the...
Yesterday I stopped in a General Store—like, a real live General Store—and I bought a coffee and the bill was $3.16 and I handed the girl $4, and then she gave me a dollar back and said: "I'll just take the sixteen cents from the penny dish. Have a nice day!" And I looked at her like she had just flashed me. 👀 I had forgotten how things were around here. It's an innocence. Even though she probably thought I was just some jabroni from New Jersey (I wear black in extreme proportions), her...