Your Watermelons are GOOD, Babe 🍉


Here's a walrus-sized statement nobody's gonna like 🤣: Worrying about "bothering people" makes you an ineffective business owner. Ouch! Was that the sound of your flesh just peeling right off your face?! I mean—imagine if a farmer planted a whole field of watermelons, grew the whole crop, harvested the hell out of these 30-pound monsters, stacked 'em up in a gorgeous pyramid by the road, made a little sign, the whole bit— —and then when a van full of tourists pulled up waving cash, ready to...