Welp, cut my finger off! Not entirely, but enough to tell you I DID NOT PASS OUT FROM THE SPURTING BLOOD 🩸, however I might have if my neighbor, Katelyn, didn't come speeding toward the farmhouse at 90 mph in her husband's black pickup truck, because she literally thought we were going to have to put a piece of it on ice. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. The day was off to a good start, I tell you. A good start! Went to state park. Took hike. Squished through mud. Was feeling all...