The VERY special ✨...Super duper 💪Neon effervescent 🌈...Big, giant, fantastic pre-order package 📦 is now *OPEN* for my new book——HOUSE SH*T FOR MORTALS——with a never-seen-before twist! 🌪️ I could have just opened pre-orders for the book . . . and been boring about it. 😲I could have just offered some kind of meh, scalable pre-order bonus. . . like is standard.I could have just showed up with the energy of a corrugated cardboard box . . . (you know the kind).I could have just done things the...