Two things in life I would completely eliminate if given a magic wand: Cockroaches Pushy people First of all, cockroaches are violent little warlords. PTSD from too many years living in Central America. Also, lobsters are 100% related to cockroaches, which means that every time I see one on a table, IT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK ABOUT. Secondly, the pushy people. What a group. You ever have that person in your life who just won't accept your "no?" They invite you to do something—say, come...